Mick Jagger and a slick swagger.

The thing about rants is that, by nature, they are never very concise or even conclusive. They are more like instances of un-constructed thought, spewing forth with no desire to persuade their audience of anything, but to simply introduce themselves as theories and not-so-well-thought-out assumptions. A rant is more than often a brief attempt at expressing an emotional reaction in its 'raw' form, and due to the previously stated nature of rants you end up with opinions thrown in your face and nothing to support said opinions.

"I HATE EVERYTHING!" - Ranty Ranterson

Well, that's nice, Ranty. But, would you care to explain as to why you hate everything? Perhaps we could gain some insight or perspective on the matter if you took the time to enlighten your audience. If you're not willing to communicate then I'm sorry, but, you'll just have to go on being misunderstood and thus 'hate everything' because everything thinks you're an illogical fuckwit without a leg to stand on. Perhaps if you'd stop being such a self-centred cock-faced jerk for a few seconds you could stop, look around, think, and realise that maybe you don't actually hate everything, and in fact you are just manifesting your own narcissistic insecurities onto the world around you.

FUCK YOU RANTY!