And this is the start of what was...

As I sat in my luxurious courtyard that I had, until recently, neglected to notice even existed, I pondered the inner workings of a first post with cautious hesitation.

I had initially intended to pursue an approach that involved the compiling and examining of existing first posts of seasoned 'bloggers', such as the infamous Studs Lonigan. After the compilation and examination of approximately 1 'blog' entry I assumed I'd need not look any further, as I had obviously attained all the information I needed to achieve first post glory.


Meet Elliot...