Friday, February 27, 2009

I fap daily to daily apps.

A recent study conducted by the Ministry of Everything (M.E.) shows that 90% of all people who frequent the City Center on a Thursday night suffer from acute shit-cuntinitus. The evidence speaks for itself.

Ignorance truly is bliss.

Let us all hope that this deadly affliction has not spread it's way to Transit Bar as tonight I will be attending what the locals like to call "Purple Sneakers." Hopefully it sucks less balls then last nights escapades.

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